Brief Description of Tumblr.

the-insultana-of-ott:

my dream is to create a brand of pads and tampons called “THERE WILL BE BLOOD” that’s non gender specific and is all black and red and the ads are just death metal and like everyone who menstruates just mudwrestling in blood and and punching republicans and everyone is all different races and sizes and ages some people have body hair and some people don’t and it just ends with the words “BECAUSE YOU’RE A BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER”

why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer

colinmorgay:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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the-bookish-dark:

one of the funniest things about the “kids are exposed to too much violence nowadays” arguments

is that people literally used to be executed in the town square and entire families would go out to watch these people be killed and it was a huge event and people thought it was great fun

legolaaaas:

from what i’ve seen the tolkien fandom is handling getting a popular movie and a wave of new fangirls a lot better than the marvel fandom did

like the marvel fandom was like “you didn’t read the comics? get out of here you poser”

and the tolkien fandom is just like “COME HERE FRIENDS, WE FEAST”

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How to explain an OTP

It’s like being in a relationship with a relationship

221b-castiel:

THIS IS WHAT THEY DID IN PURGATORY. BENNY WASN’T INVITED TO THESE PARTIES

all i want in life is a window seat.

slytherintimelord:

annawintour:

WHATCHU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE YOUR TRUNK

Save people, hunt things